Hmm... when someone beats me to an obvious joke, I edit mine out. But we posted at the same minute. What to do, what to do... degrey and cool Obama pic? Degrey and cool Obama pic.

And here I thought being from the Midwest was the only reason I liked you.

It’s just a little airborne, it’s still good, it’s still good

I just got back in from a dog walk during which I had to stop repeatedly to pick burrs out of my pooch’s hair. Why would anyone spend money on plastic burrs? WHY MARK?

Planned Parenthood is a phenomenal organization that has helped hundreds of thousands of women, which is precisely why the GOP hates them so much. I wish you would have spit in their faces.

A planned parenthood in Ohio was the only place that would treat me when I was having pregnancy complications with no health insurance. I was visiting family, and just found out I was pregnant the day before I left. I woke up one morning during my visit with intense cramping and severe bleeding. I had no idea what to…

“Compassionate conservative”

She’s a single mother because she’s divorcing your revolting, child-molesting ass, Jared. Even if you didn’t see a day behind bars.

In trial, Fogle reportedly sobbed as he recounted how he’d hurt his family and his wife, who would be a single mother should he go to prison.

I was also thinking of how in the 1990s, I had to do a project for religion class (Catholic school) about keeping your faith in trying circumstances. A friend’s mom hooked us up with her friend who was HIV positive. It was 1993, I was 16. We did our research (and this was before google), went to his house, sat on his…

Khloe has returned to the top Kardashian spot in my heart.

We’re gonna need a link on that bad boy.

screw it, just buying myself this for christmas and calling it a day.

First order of business, not photoshopping the one black guy into the college brochure twice.

That is the whitest thing I’ve ever read. There are no more pearls to clutch. She got them all.

I’m convinced this mom isn’t real and the kid isn’t real. It’s Roger Goodell in disguise.

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot

“I just want my child to watch grown men get head trauma, and now i have to explain what dabbing means!!!!

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.