Don’t be silly, those cages are to put all those heathen hussies who try to enter a planned parenthood.

And her daughter thinks so as well. Too cute for words!!!!!

There’s a garage vacancy? Quick, someone notify Jeb!

I realized just how brainwashed I had become when my 8 year old ( whose hair I would hot press into unnatural curls every Sunday night) said to me one day, “Mommy, is there something wrong with the way my hair grows out of my head? Is that why we have to change it?”

HELLZ FUCKIN YEAH!!!!

I graduated with a degree in comparative literature (*slinks off in shame*), and the person who gave our commencement speech said:

I don’t know if non-Black people get how YOOOGE a deal this is. Like...it’s only in the past year that I have noticed darker-skinned, not-mixed, short-and-tightly-coiled natural haired women showing up in television commercials on a regular basis, and in commercials where they are obviously supposed to be elegant or…

my god, those CHEEKBONES

Eh, I’ll stick to my original plan; responsible savings and investments that will one day leave me with enough income to appear on Millionaire Matchmaker. Like a normal person.

“Concious uncoupling” broke the Internet?

There is a radio station in DC that plays nonstop christmas music from the middle of November to I think the end of December. I hate that station so much then. My only repreive is that the sister rock station does JewRock Marathon for Hanukkah. Its normal music commercial free for like 6 hours. Its beautiful

I was going to go with “Heretical Motherfuckers” but, potatoe, potatoh.

hannukah menorah.

Hispanics & Muslims

Hell & Magic

Homosexuality & Multiculturalism

Heresy & Masterbation...

H&M stands for “hates mistletoe.”

H&M’s logo is red and plain. Coincidence? I think not.

I love the VS fashion show because it is the actual weirdest thing in America. It's just so goddamn bizarre. Years from now when our civilization is re-discovered, they will have nothing but questions.