Also, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
The Republican party is an absolute shit show. We are watching a once-formidable political party burn to the fucking ground...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M MAKING THIS UP!? I REALLY DID STAB SOMEONE FOR CHANGING THE CHANNEL ON THE TV! NOW ELECT ME PRESIDENT DAMMIT BECAUSE I HAVE A CALM DEMEANOR THAT WILL GUIDE OUR GREAT NATION TO PROSPERITY!
Why would you want people to think you were such a violent person at any time in your life? ESPECIALLY if you’re running for president?
Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??
I always assumed everything was marked up and the 20% off coupons brought it down to the price they wanted to sell for while making you think you were getting a good deal.
They climb ropes! JUST LIKE US.
You’re always so lovely to be around.
“Played the race card?” Dude, sit down.
That’s a pile of hot, steaming bullshit that you just spouted right there.
If anyone can use the urban/rural terminology without having “urban” be code for black, it’s probably a dude from Vermont.
Just for a second I read Bernie’s last quote as “do better in a drawing contest.” Pictionary for the Presidency!
Also, don't give people credit for basically saying, "I still think what you're doing is sick and wrong but I'm not going to actively try to fuck with your life over it. I'm a hero."
They are all someone’s daughter.
Fuck.
It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.
Their argument lost any possible sympathy I might have had by equating women in general to somebody pulling to put Herman’s Hermits or whoever on the pages. One of these things is not like the other.