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Thanks for the clip! I can’t wait to see the entire interview. I’m simultaneously fascinated and disgusted by these people...they have access to the exact same media and internet we all do and they still believe this shit?

Every dine and dasher I ever personally saw was a young white person. Every one. Just saying.

I have no idea what the statistics on this are (if there are any) but I would have thought that black people would be LESS likely to dine and dash than white people. One of the many things white people can get away with easier than others.

Ummm...a baby in a tiny white trench? With a tiny designer purse? Whose first complete sentence is “It’s handled”? I would die a thousand adorable deaths.

Baby Olivia Pope would be better than Baby Pope

I don’t think I drank enough coffee, because I immediately pictured a baby Olivia Pope at the White House.

I worked on that analogy for weeks.

Sorta related. I actually started wearing a fake about three years ago. Partly, it was working in sales/hospitality, and not wanting people to interpret my friendliness as anything more than that.* But I did notice the way I was treated changed — particularly by people who were older than I was. I got “sweetie”d and

This is one of those near perfect films. Don’t fuck with it, don’t remake it, and if you do a sequel, be careful. Very careful. But you’ll still get my money! Just don’t fuck it up.

He's not reading it at all. Reading the bible is one of the surest ways to become an atheist.

Matthew 6:5

So are some cats.

*runs to my celine dion .gif arsenal*

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Isn’t that how all family activities end?

Here’s a cool idea that I’m really into: Wearing whatever the fuck I want and feeling damn fine in whatever clothes I do or do not feel like covering my naked ass with. Addendum to my very cool idea: Not giving a shit what anyone else is or is not wearing, and loving the fact that they and I are able to be happy with

Coach Hope FTW! That was Coach Eric Taylor-levels of spirit rousing. “Treat every day like it’s Kim’s birthday! Smoky eyes, full bras, can’t lose!”

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I guess I appreciate Adele’s voice, but to me a real singer has to be able to dance too

Okay, that boner was definitely a hell of a lot bigger than the header screenshot suggested.

You are missing out, it's the best non horror Halloween film there is.