Yes Anna Melon, if that’s your real name, whatermelon you doing criticizing old white men for this? Honeydew you understand we white men are an oppressed class?

Bush is the kid that’s in sports because his family was also in sports. He doesn’t want to do any of this but his family is kinda guilting him into it.

He’s from Minnesota?! How did I not know that? How the hell did they manage that?!

It’s the app formerly known as Instagram....

PRINCETAGRAM IS THE ONLY ‘GRAM I WANT TO BE ON.

THIS MOVIE MAKES ME ANGRY ENOUGH TO KICK A PLANT.

he’s president of my heart

I mean it’s ONE banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

My mother’s email title was “Looks like we were right!”. (We = Jewish people.)

This is possibly the first time I’ve ever wanted to hang out with Kim Kardashian. Love this so hard.

Slavery appears to be one of the presidential candidate’s favorite talking points.

Exactly. I give $100 to Planned Parenthood every time I drive by protestors in front of a woman’s health clinic near me. I have two teenaged daughters and we smile and wave, letting them know that their efforts are helping PP.

I fucking know right? They want to interrogate these women to see if their decision to donate was coerced or something.

And what exactly do they wanna do with those records?! This is all getting way too Salem for me...

If memory serves, she wasn’t actually in the hospital but a quarantine tent with a portapotty in the hospital parking lot.

This gave me a yoooooge chuckle.

“She was inside the hospital in a climate-controlled area with access to her cellphone, access to the Internet and takeout food from the best restaurants in Newark”

She’s from New Jersey?

Okay, but I insist on an explanation for the eyebrows.

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