Try being Polish and hyphenating, there is not a form on the planet where you’ll fit.

I do not think I want a puppy that is too cute to smack with a rolled up newspaper for President...

I was hoping his donation page would be like a marathon fundraiser page with the thermometer and the scrolling list of donations. :(

One of them just likes his vibe? I feel like that person must have accidentally donated to Chafee, thinking he was Martin O’Malley.

i felt hella creepy for awhile and then i decided to just live my truth

At the door, the bouncer scanned the ticket. “Just one?” he asked. “For Kidz Bop?”

Do you think he sings a little song in his head when Joe is talking for too long/what do you think that little song is

Are they serious about the church being so fantastic for Ireland and
Europe? Are they not aware of the awful history of rape and abuse of children in Catholic schools in Ireland? I mean, it’s almost painful reading about the church and its supporters whitewashing the church’s influence on Ireland. Or, we could go back…

A republican wants preferential treatment or nothing at all... What’s new about that?

Nope I tried for you Jia but nope absolutely not made it five seconds in and I would rather eat all that weird dutch licorice Anna force fed you than listen to this.

I don’t listen to much rap but when I do its Drake! I love him I love how dorky he is! His SNL episode was the best!

It’s the spirit finger when-in-doubt-pinkie-out moves that are killin' me. Get 'em with that fancy finger-work.

I love the little hand phones. I do super literal dance moves like that when I’m at home. Throw your hands in the air? WATCH ME.

Drake’s dancing is exactly how I do. I totally feel really cool and think I’m doing some great moves but in reality, I’m just Drake.

I have no words. Only Gifs. The Owl Hoodie portion is by far my fave. OVO XO

This video encompasses all the reasons I love Drake.