Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

I lost it at, “I’ve got some chicken that’ll do” and “I can find the goose! I’ve found geese before, and I can find them again! They congregate near ponds!”

He even broke out a “what is the deal with..”

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

Maybe you should stop arguing emotion and go read the 14th Amendment. All kids born here are US citizens. The. End.

Denying birth certificates to American citizens? Hmm, seems legit.

Probably Jonathan Cheban, he's so annoying like that

fixed that for you

Opportunistic Monster, thy name is Kris.

FUN FACT: This is one of three movies in which I walked out midway through. And for teenage me, that was a big deal, you all. Movies are expensive!

Those folks can get preferential seating if they can first get a camel through the eye of a needle.

Cavuto: I think you’re a communist.

I mean I don’t even believe in God and I know that this is not true in the slightest. Like that was the opposite of what Jesus’s whole schtick was!!!

So, in conclusion: Dear republican ‘christians’:

And Jesus spake: I’m rubber, and you’re glue.

—I believe Jesus is a capitalist.—

My favorite are guys on facebook or twitter who rant about how “females” (and they always seem to say females rather than women) are so terrible, and always date the jerks and why won’t they ever date nice guys like them. And then you look at their feed, and the whole thing is filled with misogynist shit. And they…

What are we supposed to do now!? Find men who respect and love us!? ..Is that even A Thing!?