The line that always annoys me, and was repeated several times last night, is about the size of the branches of military being smaller than in 19xx.

He is right. The current batch of college students seem to think that free speech means freedom from being offended. It does not. Without differing perspectives, these kids are going to graduate, step into the real world and fail because their intolerance of disagreement will become insubordinate in the workplace and…

I’m loving the new “Fuck All Y’All” Obama. And I wholeheartedly agree with him on this. I went to large college in a major city well-known for it’s liberal-ness, and our school’s College Republicans were constantly hosting talks by some of the biggest conservative slime out there (two I remember specifically were Pat…

What has always sucked: Thanks to the Colts, Pacers, Notre Dame, and IU, this state leads the country in “we do it differently here; we do it the rightway” sports sanctimony. This is probably why the Colts ended up complaining about those deflated balls to begin with. Sure, they got a hole charred in their asses…

I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.

Right? I think it’s awesome his parents were like, “He likes this weird thing, WHY NOT?” and have a sense of humor haha.

I find this story unreasonably adorable. I love when parents pay attention to things their kids actually love instead of projecting.

I love this kid.

“All crucial decisions made in the Atlanta area are made with the goal of avoiding traffic, and then failing to avoid that traffic.”

Wait... they only employ 49 black people? Forty fucking nine??? That can’t be just stupidity, it has to be deliberate, doesn’t it?

A Salem Witch Trial-themed bash hosted by Scott Disick

That’s because the city limits encompass approximately 900 miles.

Jets Fans: If we're still rearranging letters, can we make our quarterback be Gone?

I mean, it's the Jets. The L was bound to come eventually.

Not surprisingly, Geno forgot "asshole." "Fuck you, asshole."

That's odd—I've watched the video several times, and I still can't hear the alleged obscenity; I just keep hearing Colin Cowherd and the producers of First Take having very loud, disturbing orgasms.

Birds, showing why we invented the word "birdbrain," don't have the visual or spatial acuity to tell the difference between "outside" and "a reflection of outside."

Poor DRAFTRON 3000, it wasn't your fault the intern selected "WR ONLY" and nobody noticed for 3 years.