As a childless lady, I just laughed my way through your comment. Especially around "bought a damn $1,100 Bugaboo" hahaha. I cannot for the life of me see why it would be necessary to spend an arm and a leg (or in Kim's case, all appendages) for a stroller...

I'm unclear why sexual assaults on college campuses are not a matter for the local Police department. Is sexual assault on campus not a crime?

I'm fine with the decision to have this guy leave the publication. I still think it's crazy that Colleges have any kind of arbitration system to deal with sexual assaults on campus.

Grandma Wrinkles?

I would throw Joe Gorga in because he's like a big, drunken gorilla. You can always count on him to go streaking on the quad, or draw a penis on Rich Wakile's face when he passes out.

i know! She was in the previews, so I think they're keeping her around. Good thing they're related. I would watch a spin-off of Rosie, Rich, and Joe Giudice (ugh, I know) just bro-ing out.

And don't forget Rosie!

As long as there's tons of Rosie I'll be happy.

I will legit miss Rich Wakile's sketchy ass.

Well, and I'm trans, which everyone knows only happens when you're super extra double-plus gay.

Yet you never hear the same argument about racists. I'm surprised Donald Sterling hasn't tried to use that defense yet. Homophobia is the new racism.

Help, help, they're being repressed. Now everyone sees the (GHEEEEEY) violence inherent in the (non-existent) system(ic oppression of straight people for being straight).

I try to go out at least once a day and force straight folks to endure my company. Sometimes I get gay-married in front of normies just to watch them squirm.

I really hate the whole "well gay people should learn to be more tolerant of people who think they are disgusting subhumans!" thing. I think that the man (I don't know any of their names, not rewatching find out) when he very accurately pointed out that LGBT individuals spend their entire lives learning to negotiate…

Go for your mom. I grew up (sadly not too long ago) in a house where pantyhose were considered a "must" for formal events. One of my classmates had a tizzy because I wore black pantyhose to church and it "turned him on". He felt like recalling this story during math class the next Monday, and luckily my (male) teacher…

Your mom is awesome and I wanna be just like her when I'm a mom. Seriously. :)

Props to your mom!

I don't have this problem (my anatomy issues are more in the lower half), but your response to those idiots is great.

My mom was the youth group coordinator at our church when I was a teenager. Some of the kids in the group sang at the mass and one of them, who had a different sense of style, wore long black gloves. There was a big meeting held with the parish council and my mom and they said that they wanted my mom to do something…

OBVIOUSLY this whole thing is disgusting, but oh do I feel for this girl. It says she's 5'9. I know exactly the feeling of putting on a skirt or a dress or a pair of shorts that seems to be a perfectly normal length on everyone else but looks totally obscene on me because I'm tall.