Considering how few people look good in white, I say knock yourself out. Chances are, unless you are a black supermodel, you won't detract from the grooms one bit.
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Courtney didn't even have a tank top on under her mesh shirt when she celebrated her anniversary there.
Wow you fucking bitches want it all nowadays huh? Not only are you getting paid $175 for HALF AN HOUR of fucking work but you want some kind of fucking guarantee you wont get eaten too? Honestly go fuck yourself you waste of ramen noodles
Different soaks for different folks...
Um, maybe I should seek counseling. Cause, with a guarantee that I wouldn't get eaten along with the soup, I would totally do this.
Every time I read "French Montana" I think of a French section of Montana, like a Quebec or a New Orleans and then I realize it's a guy's name.
I'm a furnace who's always freezing, he's a normal-temped person who's always over heating, so I basically chase him across the bed across all seasons. "But I'm freezing and I loooove you!" "Holy crap, woman, you're on fire! Get off, get off!"
If you were to listen to Clarence Thomas, the only reason there aren't MORE successful black people is actually BECAUSE of Affirmative Action. You see, the practice held him back from the amazing things he could have accomplished beyond graduating from Yale Law and eventually landing at the Supreme Court despite being…
But don't you understand, black liberals are only successful because of Affirmative Action and white guilt. Whereas black conservatives are successful because America is the greatest nation on earth where the only victims of racism are white folk. Geez, thought everyone knew that by now..
Yeah, as vain and not-feminist as this is for me to say, it feels nice to be almost 30 and see your peers start to get crows feet and fine lines, while your own skin doesn't look too different (and since I've gotten rid of my acne, actually better) than it did when you were 20. Exercising FTW (oh and also sunscreen,…
Science keeps coming up with more reasons as to why we should get up off our asses on a regular basis and actually…
I care. Anyways, Black people do not "adopt" blonde or straight hair simply because it's trendy. These are ideals that have been socialized into people through white supremacy. Often adopting a hair texture that was not our own was done out of survival. White passing Black women straightened their hair out of…
Following a school-requested investigation, the University of Missouri has acknowledged that they failed to properly…
So I guess I can stop preloading lotion into my urethra. Good to know.
Faking orgasms and then complaining that your partner isn't good in bed might be the single most ridiculous thing you can do in a relationship.
Was hoping for a twist ending.