sassymissandrist
miss andrist
sassymissandrist

Or possibly she conducted the interview through email so that her spokespeople could carefully craft those bland Women's Studies 1100 one-paragraph responses for her, lest we all suddenly realize the emperor has no clothes and Beyonce is not the Rhodes scholar on 21st-century feminist discourse we want her so

Yeah, it's so great because no one ever discussed sex-positivity before Beyoncé—Mrs. Carter—thought of it first. Truly she is the Messiah.

I'm so glad that Beyonce found feminism so we can all join in.

Aside from her disparaging remarks and the success rate of Jenny Craig, there's always an interesting story to tell about weight loss and gain when someone loses a bunch then gains it back. Regaining is always portrayed as some kind of major moral failing, but the truth is that maintaining weight loss - regardless of

YOUR GORGEOUS -just thought I'd yell that at you

She is so fierce. I am in awe.

Wow, I don't think I have fallen for someone from a comment alone! You are a veritable wordsmith madam!

"...slept with 200 women...". Er, no. Slept with 200 girls maybe, but as a grown-ass woman I gotta say, I wouldn't fuck this pale, scrawny little child with my cousin's pussy.

I was gonna say Tom Hardy meets Macklemore.

He wishes.

Ballard/Phinney which is NOT cheap. Wonder if it's his mom's house & he has her stashed up in the attic somewhere....

We all know marginalized groups' stories are best told through the voice of the majority that's been oppressing them.

We knew that we were going to have a C section. If I remember correctly, they gave me a range of 1 week before and after my due date to schedule. I chose 1 a week before the Due Date, so that my husband would be able to comfortably watch the game at home instead of at the hospital. It wasn't like I moved heaven

I know it's not right of me, but I absolutely loved every word of that story. I feel your pain having to put up with Mr UberCreep but wow, what a story. And you told it so well.
(I'd put money on it being the same guy too. I mean what are the odds that two gay/bi/psychosexual whatever gun-fucker deviants with weird

Oh my god you guys, THAT DUDE WAS MY ROOMMATE FOR ALMOST A YEAR.

I am literally LOLing right now. It could be the free wine at dinner, but still I'd give you all the stars if I could.

You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to

ugh why won't you go get murdered by him for our amusement? Selfish.

Oh Seattle, I love ya, but no.

hahaha, oh Kirsten. STFU.