It is always amazing to me how, the further left you go, how much you end up sharing principles with ultra-right-wing. To wit, this blog's obsession(s) with what consenting adults are doing with their own bodies. If 30 year old men want to go to spring break and get laid, why is it your fucking business? Likewise,…

This is my favorite one ever. Baskets, FFS!!!

a GOOP vs. Bosworth insufferable-off

You can be accused of a crime, be a certain color, get a haircut then get married and all is forgotten.

When I first read his article from shortly after his Superbowl outburst, I figured it was just PR written by someone else to save face. Turns out Sherman knows how to break down a situation and explain himself. We need more intelligent men like him in the league. Well... in all sports really.

Seriously, this dude is probably the smartest player in the NFL- it's refreshing to see him unafraid to speak his mind. Thankfully, his talent allows him to do so.

I really don't understand the "He's a pro now so it's his responsibility to cut ties with people that might damage his image" argument. Those friends of his only "damage" his image when people decide to unfairly judge Jackson based on his associations.

The difference between a toddler with a skinned knee and a white guy told there's a double standard in his favor is that the toddler eventually stops crying about it.

If Richard Sherman were't so fucking talented he would be booted from the league for being this intelligent and outspoken. Kudos to him for using his position in the NFL to speak truth to power at the possible expense of an early retirement.

Man, who knew the Marlins used to have so much young talent?

Burning Man last year was RIDDLED with bros out of their bro uniforms. They spend their time cooking bacon, making heavy eye contact with girls, and talking incessantly talking about the one hippie interest they're way too into so that they don't get found out (for our neighboring bros, it was fire-spinning.)

I've never seen a Dallas bro with a visor. They're either fake cowboys (button down shirt, 100 dollar jeans, 400 dollar boots, cowboy hat that's never seen the sun) or TCU/SMU bros (button down/polo shirt, boat shoes, khaki shorts). The only fishing these bros do is deep sea fishing off the coast of Florida. …

Huge shoutout to Gawker Media's undersung graphics geniuses Jim Cooke and Sam Woolley for laboring over that map. They're both amazing, glorious people and I'd probably be dead without them.

I promise you, they do. It has nothing to do with the school and everything to do with getting away with having a naughty word on your clothing. Though they do grow out of it and graduate to a plain old Alabama "A" or Auburn "AU" cap eventually.

Job: Perhaps

Fuck - none
Marry - none
Kill - all

Uniform: Flannel Shirts, Carhartt Pants, Work boots.

Right? Soon as she got to DC bro I was like "Oh my god she knows literally all of the bros"

The sillicone valley bro isn't cool enough to go to burning man, or if he does he gets mad cause he didn't get laid once. Subsequently rants on reddit about the topless sluts and hippie hairy lesbos.