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I'm not normally one for retributive justice, but I would love to see an additional punishment from the school which involves each shithead SAE member being locked in a room for 5 minutes with a Black member of the Sooners football team and being given the opportunity to sing this little ditty. Seriously, FUCK THESE

a home perm version of Aaron Rodgers

i wan't aware of that :( do you have any links?

that mbj BETTER NOT BE michael b. jordan

well i know that LGBTQIA+ marriages tend to have a much more equitable division of household labor because they don't have as many bullshit gender roles in their heads like hetero men do, so I would think that healthy partners are probably more supportive

my mom had a prophylactic double mastectomy and reconstruction a while back, and my dad told us a story about how at the plastic surgeon's office, he observed a husband storm out suddenly. A short while later, the wife came out to the waiting room with the nurse, in tears and wearing a headscarf (presumably she had

thanks so much!

has anyone else tried to get an IUD but not been able to because their uterus is particularly small? I wanted one but my OBGYN said it would cause me a lot of pain and to stick with the pill. FWIW i am only 22 and have never been pregnant (and don't ever want to be)

i hope george takei is one of those 3. his facebook page is so funny!

what if the dress changed from white and gold to black and blue RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES? because i spent hours seeing it as white and gold then BAM

you're beautiful and you're clothes are so fricking cute! how can you pull of kitten heels so well?! you're a sorcerer ;)

whoa those are expensive! beautiful, but expensive!

me to all pro-"life" people:

the kicker is these sick fucks do not want people to even get STI testing because they see STIs as a thuderbolt sent by a vengeful god to punish people who have casual sex/any sex outside of blessed matrimony between a man and a woman. this, obviously, is horseshit and chris christie and company can die in a fire.

"opposite of doctor" is right up there on the list of funniest jez lines, along with "human tribal arm band tattoo" to describe adam levine

i am a size 6 but have 18" calves and thick cankles, DUO boots is literally heaven on earth, and all orders under $200 ship duty-free to the US!! their boots are gorgeous, many people mistake my DUO riding boots for frye boots

i am a 36c and have a 28 inch waist and 38 inch hips, the best button-downs i have found are the slim-fit oxfords that polo ralph lauren sells at the outlets. unfortunately, they aren't available online (at least at the outlet price), but nearly every outlet center/mall seems to have a polo factory store. I get them

who or what is an ansel elgort? i'm only 22, and that name looks like an anagram, not an actual famous person