am i the only one who is somehow more annoyed by young conservatives than by old ones? i mean, the old grandparent-y types who protest outside women's clinics are obviously annoying, but the pro-lifers who really make me want to put my fist through a wall are the Students for Life at my college. Something about a…

you can keep your whiskey, you will have to pry the handle of Tito's Handmade Vodka from my cold, dead hands. Tito's on the rocks tastes like love feels. Also good: Deep Eddy

Missing you already, Burt! Looking forward to your new work at Cosmo!!

god tiger is such a clown

thank you! i thought i was the only person on the planet who thought ScarJo was not exceptionally beautiful in any way. I can think of at least 5 everyday people who are more beautiful than her, particularly in the face

i was in the same situation recently, i found out he still had tinder after a month of casual dates and him saying he didn't want to hook up w other girls and didn't want me to hook up w other guys. one night, my friend set me a screengrab from her phone of his tinder profile, she swiped him right to see what would…

American here, completely agree 100%. IMO, this argument often stems from a white savior complex. As someone who wants to go to med school, I have spent my college summers volunteering at a free clinic 4 days a week. I live in one of the wealthiest places in the country (Northern VA suburbs of DC), and yet there is a…

ugh good riddance, Zelda sounds like a little sweetie and K sounds like a total drag.

one night in October of my freshman year of college, I decided I was tired of being a virgin, as the only thing holding me back at that point was fear of pain (as in my hymen breaking). I went out that night to a party at one of our off-campus frat houses and I was determined to lose it that night. Lo and behold, the…

Ugh, they didn't only have to be super-rich and super-beautiful. THEY ALSO HAVE TO BE GREAT PEOPLE. John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are just making the rest of us look bad

YOU DATED WHEN YOU WERE THIR-FUCKING-TEEN GIVE IT UP.

never a better time for this Key and Peele sketch LOL

that's interesting you feel high-end jeans are too short, I am 5'5" and every pair of high-end jeans I have ever tried on are ALWAYS so long that they can be pulled down to cover my entire foot. Are you particularly tall? I believe the average height for an American woman is 5'4"

instagram, where plus-size women can get banned for posting a pic in a non-sexual pose in their (fairly conservative) underwear because MORALS, but soft porn of a woman masturbating under the guise of selling denim is a-okay because HIGH FASHION.

Lindy was a benevolent comedy goddess

Why is this assclown still employed by the Washington Post? He never fails to make want to hit something.

describing Robin Thicke as "the human version of a white leather couch" just made my week. I like to think of him, along with Adam Levine and John Mayer, as part of this three-piece set:

thank you for this, Mark. The day our family put to sleep our Golden Lab Buster (RIP my sweet angel) was the saddest of our lives, but we knew that it was the kindest thing we could have done for him. We were all in the room with him when the vet gave him the injection, and we are forever grateful to Dr. Hall (Town &…

thinking about the phrase "human tribal tattoo" still makes me chuckle

lena dunham is hardly an icon. I am as voracious a consumer of pop culture as they come, I am in my early 20s, and I can tell you that she is really avoidable if you don't watch Girls. Sure, she's a talented and creative person, but this is absurd.