three words: Tito's Handmade Vodka

"evangedouche" needs to make its way into the cultural lexicon

i'm probably the most sexually open person i know, but even i wouldn't go on tv to show the world what i masturbate to. these ladies must be pretty ballsy

... and that's where you'd be wrong, my friend. my family's business currently have a client called mr. dorkus

i have a booty call who keeps a collection of "masterpiece"-level dong shots on standby. i discovered the ruse after i received the same 2 pictures two times each in the span of a few months. in his defense, i at least asked for the pics. meanwhile, i have been sending the same picture of boobs from the internet for…

is that Nate Archibald's father, The Captain, from Gossip Girl?

rita skeeter was just so deliciously evil tho

yep, nothing says, "but, babe, i'm not that guy any more! i've changed!" quite like blowing $349 on flowers

i searched for two terms i don't want to ever be associated, "christmas" and "naked". Satan gave me this in return

my college is actually switching from aramark to sodexo for the upcoming year. aramark was just awful

blah blah blah Adam Levine sucks blah

glad to know i'm not the only one who DVRs the Boy Meets World episodes they play on MTV2 at odd hours :)

in a minuscule silver lining of this horrific injustice toward Sarah, Total Frat Move published this outraged article in response. http://totalfratmove.com/three-sigma-ch… It's not much, but it is a sign to me that some frat-type guys are starting to open their eyes. I hope Sarah gets the support and resources to…

i'm a senior at an elite liberal arts college, and a pre-med sociology major, and i think your comment is just extremely arrogant and short-sighted. I went into college thinking that I had to major in a hard science like bio or chem, but when I took a sociology course on a lark, I had an epiphany and started to think…

this is horrifying, but a great excuse to relive two of my favorite library-themed childhood memories!

Jax Teller to Westboro Baptist fuckheads

no, in this instance i am referring to companies who clearly are not in the business of selling kitchen equipment (i.e. a luxury clothing manufacturer) presenting a product primarily associated with a minority group's cuisine and culture as a novelty item for wealthy white people

looks like somebody wanted in on the ever-lucrative "luxurious cultural appropriation/racism" market that anthropologie has been dominating lately http://gawker.com/5975162/this-i…

even Camp Suisse, which ACTUALLY IS IN THE SWISS ALPS, *only* costs about $3200 US for 2 weeks. http://www.campsuisse.com/en_page/dates-… I guess with the cost of the first-class flight factored in, it could come out to $10,000.

I am a 21 year old college student and I strongly prefer dating the grad students on my campus (mainly law and MBA because my school is not terribly large) than fellow undergrads. Sorry, but I would rather have drinks in a nice bar with a 27 year old who has his shit together than drink natty light and "jungle juice"…