Are you seriously saying people are not allowed an opinion? Where did I say no one should have them? Where did I say I will stop my daughter getting one? Where did I say anything other than that I personally dislike them.

Don't you understand how commenting works? People comment. They express opinions. You must spend a lot of time annoyed if you didn't get that was the point. There are opinions all over this damn place.

An article on an opinion site about a celebrity getting a tattoo on the side of her head... and you wonder why people give opinions?

Fifty pairs. As many strokes as necessary.

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

While I dont agree with the lyrics of that song, obviously. But singing about getting revenge on your partner is a whole hell of a lot better than getting revenge on them for real. I think it was like therapy. He was able to get his anger out in a more healthy way than actually laying his hands on someone. I think…

Yes, but his kid turned out all right. Maybe he was a crap dad, but he wasn't crap in the way of pushing his kid into the spot light ala Billie Ray Cyrus and Kris Jenner.

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?

Congratulations, Uber! <3
But I still think we have to fight about poutine.
ETA: Also, I will put sriracha in my pho tonight and think of you and your successes while I prepare my green smoothie for the morning, because I am now a dirty left coaster.

"raging tahini wagons"

If genitalia tasted like bacon, the world would be a better place

Maybe people could take a joke if they weren't, you know, crushed by education debt.

My favourite Zooey description was "sentient glitter cloud".

I think everyone's missing the real issue here—clearly this is a hungry bear pretending to be a human, trolling for victims. Lazy bear, go outside and hunt down a backpacker instead of trying to get them to come to you.

The most disturbing thing there is the idea that a grown-ass man eats wonder bread.

Because Joan Didion says so:

WHY did you say cat café and not catfé???

This happened in a trailer? The hell you say!

I think it does. He left his dog in his girlfriend's care while he went to serve overseas. However you feel about the troops, he's doing something for our country and I refuse to feel ashamed for being mildly patriotic. Even if we cut the patriotism, him being overseas still has something to do with it. He left his…