Awesome!

Seriously? I'm looking to move in that direction very soon...

Um, no. I don't believe it for a second. I was just saying that if she really were deathly ill, she'd be seen right away. Since surely her fever was nowhere near that, it wouldn't kill her to wait to be seen. ERs suck, for sure, but they have a system as far as what constitutes an emergency. Someone having a stroke or…

I understand the point you're making but yes, I'm still pretty sure.

Again, if this woman had a fever anywhere near 107 she would not be waiting six hours to be seen.

If her fever was anywhere NEAR 107 then she wouldn't have to wait to be seen no matter what type of insurance she had.

I will never not love this.

Whole, pickled okra. It's amazing. I once ate almost an entire jar.

During the first sleepover visit of a very new relationship, I hopped in the shower with my guy for some sexy rinsing-off-the-sand-from-the-beach action. Not only was this the first sleepover visit, it was my first time having sexy shower time with a guy. It's going pretty good, getting all soaped up, enjoying my…

I also once dropped a handful of frozen tater tots into a saucepan of super hot oil... Biggest fireball I've ever made in my kitchen. Rad and terrifying all at the same time. Now I know why they say to defrost them before frying. Also, the fact that it was on a gas burner probably didn't help matters.

Somehow a bag of peaches got left behind inside a box of craft supplies in my dining room. For like, six months we could not figure out where all the damn fruit flies were coming from. One day I was sorting out the box of crafting supplies and almost threw up when I found the rotten peaches in a bag full of maggots…

When I was about 21 I tried to melt butter in a Pyrex dish directly on the stove top. It exploded and sent shrapnel flying throughout my kitchen. I turned away just in time to get glass in my hair rather than my eyes. 35 years old now and still nervous whenever I put Pyrex into the oven.

When I was in elementary school, the kids who were allergic to milk put juice in their cereal. I couldn't wait to try it because it seemed AWESOME. Truthfully, it kind of sucked. I'll eat my cereal dry, thank you very much.

That isn't true for me :-( When I am under a lot of stress, I have bouts of sleep paralysis with lights on or off. Lights on actually makes it scarier, like "oh my god there's someone in my room in broad daylight and I know it's there but I just can't quite figure out where it is" and I wake up extremely panicked :-(

Egg Lady approves.

Patrick Fugit ;-)

I would have kicked them out anyway. Just let them try to complain about it...

I mean, at first I felt bad for the guy because he was just a couple of minutes too late to get his pictures. I was being as polite as could be while trying to explain the situation. He then started yelling and telling me that I had no respect for black people and if he was white I would have gotten his photos for…

I was once called "peckerwood" by an older black gentleman when I had to deny him service at the one hour photo lab I worked at. We were closed, management had already locked up the file cabinets and gone home. There was nothing I could do for him. He became enraged and yelled that I was nothing but a "fucking…

Oh that's right! I'd forgotten about that one.