I'm trying to get you the listing info. I think her tenant is moving by December.

I remember seeing those types of signs on campus when I was pregnant and found them very alarming (as in, shaken for the whole day). Not because I believe in their side at all (100% pro-choice), but really couldn't shake the images while thinking about my own baby. It opened my eyes to how little they care about…

We have a guy who has a truck converted to hold giant, dead fetus pictures on all sides. He drives all around town with the thing. Such an asshole.

They wouldn't care because they think women who die like that deserve it.

How would they like an image of a dead, bloodied woman and a twisted coathanger on the floor next to that one, with the phrase, "When abortion was not safe, legal and accessible, women died. Save women's lives - protect choice."

The chief neonatologist at the very respected teaching hospital where I had MiniMinkoff poo-pooed my suggestion that it seemed my milk supply was simply not coming in sufficiently to feed Mini told me, "Nonsense. Any woman walking down the street out there can produce enough milk to feed that baby tomorrow. You have a…

For the benefit of all moms, future moms, and happily child-free friends of moms, I will share the words of my amazing pediatrician when it became clear that breastfeeding was not going to work for me and my son despite my increasingly frantic efforts:

I'm sorry but am I reading this correctly? A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL advised her that milk would come out OF HER ARMPITS??!! This issue has now jumped the shark and I think we can all go home because we're clearly done here.

You know, I think I am more offended by the expectation of an unpaid maid than an unpaid sex slave. Cause there is a small chance the sex slave might derive pleasure from it. There is zero chance anyone will get off cleaning for no pay.

As someone who is currently desperately looking for housing at the moment let me tell you, this is pretty tame compared to a lot of the stuff I find in the LA postings. I dunno where this guy is located but man, people can get pretty desperate and other people can work that desperation.

Let's not pretend that this isn't fucking delightful.

"It is not the Greatest Most Epic Thing Ever"

Um...cutest thing I've seen today.

We had an awesome city hall wedding, followed by a super fancy million-course dinner, and then stayed at a baller hotel. I let him put it in my butt, which I generally save for special occasions and for which I have to be somewhat drunk. A good time was had by all.

Let me tell you, planning this wedding is the least sexy thing dudeofthedead and I have ever done. It's time consuming, argument provoking, and expensive. When the "big day" rolls around I honestly don't think it's going to suddenly make us super horny. We're basically being forced to engage in public speaking and…

Febreeze is passe? Who decides this? Why didn't I get the memo?

I think Myrna was referring specifically to wait times in the ER - crying Ebola just to be seen faster in the ER was pointless and a waste of time (not even considering that its messed up) JUST to be treated faster when it was likely that she would have been seen first anyway.

If her sister is THAT sick, she wouldn't have waited that long to be seen. And if she wasn't that sick, then she doesn't NEED to get seen that fast. There's no excuse for this at all.