I'd certainly want him on my side, but not to close, during the zombie apocalypse.

There is more YEE HAW!!!!! in this picture than in existence itself.

Just looking at this guy I can probably tell you that his liver and pancreas are probably out of the question.

Yes.....a while back she said she had sex with ghosts. She's also said she brushes her teeth with Jack Daniels, but I don't think we're supposed to take everything literally.

Alternate Headline.

Anything can be food if it's battered and fried!

Look, if we're going to say that Okra is food, it's really hard to deny McDonald's.

Anyone who has ever found a wayward french fry under a seat while cleaning out their car knows that McDonald's food does not rot. We're onto you, McDonald's!

But they're sticking to the claim that it is FOOD, I'm betting. Shame on them.

Um, if he came out when he was 13... how old was he when Burt Reynolds kissed him....?

As a professor of history I just felt my heart swell, Grinch style. Good for her for coming forward.

Maybe he did not abuse Katy Perry. Which does not invalidate Kesha's story at all. People's behaviours can be wildly different: perhaps he felt Kesha was an easier target than Perry, who looks tough as nails to me.

I am often no longer shocked when people say, "why didn't they come out with it sooner?" Because no matter what I tell them, how hard it is to say anything, people still believe that the victim is somehow "out to get" the abuser.

I love Kesha. I fell in love with her when I found out that, when she was in high school, she'd go to the local university and sneak into history classes because it's her favorite topic. She did the same for physics classes. Also also she refers to her vag as her "gold Trans Am."

Not everyone comes forward with their abuse. I wish that was common sense.

People on my facebook feed are saying: "He's also worked with Katy Perry, how come she hasn't come out with anything yet?"

Anyone who saw a Ke$ha video and made life decisions based on it were probably not on a path to that de-luxe apartment in the sky. She's an entertainer, playing a character as part of her medium. Stop being dumb.

So, because she sings songs about getting drunk and going out to clubs, she deserves to be drugged and sexually assaulted? That's just the chicken coming home to roost?

Oh thank god. I was getting tired of explaining to potential paramours that I have no interest in ever getting laid. This will be a time-saver.

TEM's report on "The Rainbow Gulag" will always be my favorite Jezebel article.