My mom uses to work with a former Playboy bunny (like from the 60s) and she was already pretty old when my mom knew her. Since gravity had already had its way with her breasts, her nipples were no longer facing forward so she used to wear fake nipples that were stuck on with adhesive to give the appearance of perky…

I think a clutch refers to a group of eggs belonging to any animal.

I understand where you're coming from, and I'm definitely familiar with the type that self diagnoses every "trendy" disorder. I am just a bit sensitive to people who quantify their opinion by saying "well I suffered from x,y, and z and I never did such-and-such". Human nature means that we are all different and we all…

Your experience is not the experience of everyone else who has been through a similar situation. When it comes to diagnostics of afflictions like PTSD, it's basically a checklist of symptoms that need to be met as diagnostic criteria. A well informed person whom is in touch with their symptoms would easily be able to…

Yep. The reason that most kids act up in the first place (at any age) is that they are pushing to try to find their boundaries. Even if they bitch about the rules, internally they are relieved because then they know what's expected of them. If they are just allowed to do whatever they please they are sort of in a …

My best friend in HS had a boyfriend with a "cool" parent. He used to let us spend the weekend at his house and get trashed. He provided all the beer and kept the party going. Two or three times some of the other girls and I would wake up with our pants undone, but always figured we must have done it when we were…

Just a little bit of body odor. Like, he worked hard and just got a little stinky and I can smell it through his Old Spice original scent deodorant. Oh, and he probably also smells like gasoline and fresh cut grass, because he got stinky in the yard. I know it isn't strange, but it's my thing.

Drakkar here.

Nope.

My mom was a 911 dispatcher. Between myself, my two younger siblings, and my drug addict aunt, I can't even count how many times someone called 911 looking for Mom.

If that's truly the most vile thing you've ever heard then you must live a charmed life, my friend.

You should never flush them. They do not disintegrate like TP and they cause problems in the pipes. Best plan of action is TP til clean, then one swipe with a wet wipe. Then that wet wipe goes in the trash, not the toilet. Shouldn't be too gross by that point.

Ritz will get the job done quicker.

Anal prolapse, I believe. The butthole kinda turns inside out. The only way to truly understand is to see it. I won't post a pic but if you google "anal rosebud" you'll see plenty *shudder*

Sweet Jesus. I thought I was pretty desensitized but damn.

I bought a Diva Cup about a year ago and I've not had one period stain since then. I liberated myself of all of the old Period Panties and now have only two types: Cute or Comfy.

Yes, because doctors ALWAYS have the patient's best interest in mind. Always.

I hope you were going for a joke here. It's perfectly possible to have a VBAC, even after three C sections. And she has specified that she is fine with a C section should it become medically necessary. She has every right to try and let her body do what it was meant to do.

Yes!

Duh.