Thank you. It runs in the family so I have my blood work done yearly. And it's weird, the bald patches are in the inner portion, not the outer. They disappear without pencil.

What on Earth do you mean?

I'm not a plucker, and yet my brows are going bald at an alarming rate. If I didn't pencil them, they basically wouldn't exist. So, you know, sorry for looking ridiculous.

Im sure that college students are their own special kind of hell. I've worked with pre k for over a decade and they are sweet, beautiful, precious, little monsters. Sociopath pretty much hits the nail on the head.

You've clearly never worked in the teaching field...

I've had plenty of female friends who shave their arms. I did it once, it itched like a motherfucker, so never again.

Wait, you mean it doesn't?!?

*exasperated sigh* yes dear. I did. No need for the lesson. And no need for continued attitude. And YOUR internet lesson for the day is to proofread your comment before you talk shit to someone.

Bad analogy. A handful of candy is vastly different than a loved companion. I'll bet you wouldn't be saying the same thing if the girlfriend had sold, say, his expensive sports car while he was deployed. You're right, it isn't the kids' fault. But that doesn't change the fact that giving the dog back is the right…

No, dogs are not "somethings", they are loving and loyal companions and this dog already has a loving human. The kids in this situation need to learn that returning the dog is the right thing to do because he was already someone's pet. You have a bad attitude and it seems to me like you're the one who should fuck off.

I guarantee that the daycare has several emergency contact numbers in addition to the parents' number. There is no excuse for a child to be left alone, ever. I'm assuming Parents Night Out ends around midnight because that's when we ended it at the daycare where I worked. I personally wouldn't have started calling…

*sigh*

I, for one, was deeply scarred by the 80s and I must insist that future photos of Madonna's breast be prefaced by a trigger warning ;-)

Pancho has a good moral compass but I'm a little concerned about Lefty...

I think that I've found the name of my next album...

Ooops.... The whole water treatment system.

Even if the pipes in your bathroom can handle flushing them down, they are wrecking the waste treatment facility that has to deal with them once they are flushed. They don't break down and they clog up the grates and are just in general damaging to the

I have a very... complicated relationship with my dad. And he is still under the impression that he will give me away (gag) at my wedding and dance the father daughter dance. Nope and nope. This is the song he picked, which honestly isn't bad as far as these things go. Too bad he's gonna resent me for the rest of his…

I feel the same way! I'm certain that I could set some kind of record somewhere but seriously, a fat female competitive eater? I get flashbacks to all of those terrible schoolyard insults just thinking of it. Plus I do like to take my time and enjoy my meal ;)

I switched to the Diva Cup and I haven't had a nighttime leak since.