The John Freida spray was perfect. I have about a quarter of a bottle that I've been hoarding for years. Organix makes one that is close:

Yep.

I get where you're coming from but seriously. Every family that I have ever known has had at least a few fistfights.

Maybe I missed the part where she told them that they had been exposed to STDs? Because semen does not automatically equal disease. And what harm resulted from this? Amd as far as the feces goes, more than one person woukd have become ill if they had truly eaten some. Based on circumstantial evidence, including the…

Why are you not understanding that THERE WAS NO SEMEN? This was definitely not assault.

It's terribly easy to overfeed little ones. It often starts with bottle feeding, and the caregiver pushing the baby to continue eating even when they're showing cues that they are done. Then they move on to Gerber and want baby to eat "just one more bite" instead of recognizing that baby is done. Then they move on to…

In tenth grade I went on a church missionary trip to Mexico. We were instructed not to flush any paper products (tp included) and each stall was provided with a covered trash can. Apparently no one understood the severity of the situation because within two days we were down to three working toilets and practically…

I've never actually known anyone who's done it. From what I've read, you can start at just a few months old and by the time they are toddlers, they will already be accustomed to the routine. It is possible that you can learn to recognize your baby's body language and anticipate when they are about to evacuate but it's…

That's pretty messed up if the nanny isn't doing what they're paid to do. Crazy or not, that's part of the job they signed up for. I've worked in childcare for a number of years and have accommodated a startling number if "bizarre" requests. When someone is paying you to do something, you really should follow the…

the baby will communicate their need to eliminate through facial expressions and body language. The caregiver learns the signs and holds baby over a potty before they make a mess. Supposedly baby learns to hold it until caregiver gives the sign that it's ok to potty.

I'm in Fresno :) And I've actually been tipping 20% for quite awhile because I suck at math and it's much easier for me to figure than 15%! I think 15 isn't like, disgustingly low or anything, but we tend to eat out a lot and we frequent the same places. I feel like tipping well gives us a bit of an advantage.…

i live in the Central Valley, too. Standard tipping has gone up to 20% over the past several years, even here. I am no where near wealthy but I ALWAYS tip 20%, plus a couple of extra bucks if the service was amazing or my order was complicated. 15% as standard is outdated. Even in places with lower cost of living.

I once tried to wax someone's nuts with an at home kit while high on ecstasy... Things did not go smoothly

So is a straight man who doesn't like to eat pussy not really straight? Is a lesbian who doesn't like to eat pussy really not a lesbian? Oh, good God, what about a straight woman who DOES like to eat pussy? A person's particular sexual tastes does not define their sexual orientation. Totally not fair to say that…

Ugh. My ex (who turned out to be gay) used to use the term "gash" and meant it in a very derogatory way. My current bf thinks cunt is sexy, but I grew up hearing my mom use it as the very worst possible insult. Personally, I'm ok with pussy when it's dirty talk time. I have no problem with vagina, but it just seems…

Years ago I worked in returns at Walmart. An associate's wife who had recently given birth returned a girdle that didn't fit. Since it was an employee's wife I didn't thouroghly inspect the garment (returned undergarments don't go back to the floor anyway). While I was wrapping it to send it to our claims department,…