Fucking in the back seats of cars used to be safe. Not anymore.
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I think she's completely validated in having emotional distress— no quotes needed— really and truly a case for emotional distress
Just look at him in his tiny shorts - he was practically asking for it.
Mine are evil!
How did every generation survive?!?!?
The fact that she went basically naked to a fashion awards show is hilarious to me.
So... I hate the dress. I don't like that you can see her whole boobs. I'm just not into it. And I think I would like it with just like, that extra ounce of modesty.
I think she looked amazing. It's not like she wore this at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. I say good for her. Nipples aren't evil. Even lady nips.
Are you me?!?! This happened on a Sunday morning. No one talked about periods in my family growing up so no one told me not to flush them. After that debacle, I THROW THEM AWAY NOW.
living in the first world is so hard
Imagine, if you will, the acute embarrassment you would feel when a plumber you called to your house urgently, on a Sunday, because your sinks, toilets and bath are all blocked up and not draining, and he discovers the problem is not the neighbor's tree roots growing into your waste pipe that goes to the sewer,…
There's something really nice about the phrase "spotless butthole".
Not in my building, you don't. I've had the toilet backup from just urine and three squares of tp.
I am really confused by this. Where was it before he flushed it?
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