This dude only got 9 years as punishment for trying to kill someone and he gets pics of her children? Oh hell no. Hell. No. This is terrifying. Is he going to get visitation after his release too? I think your parental rights kind of end at throat slitting.

Girl you gonna die, then. The ancient Egyptians venerated the hippo as a force of chaos and wanton death and destruction.

I can't bear to watch. Does the bird let the poor hippo up for air? How long does he hold the hippo under?

Sometimes you get tired and your friend who is the most fierce and majestically terrifying creature in all the animal kingdom is cool with towing ya

All hail Bird Jesus.

Because we are disgusting animals.

That poor little doglet! My dog would be MAD AS HELL if I forced him to attend such a large, loud event.

DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE AT ALL

We have mini-fridges, and a fully stocked bar.

Well "Jimmy" is also a slang term for Penis (although not really used anymore), so it really makes perfect sense. But Howard Johnsons would have been funny too.

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

I bought my wedding dress in a city where none of my friends or relatives lived because we had just moved when we decided to get married. I went shopping alone. I thought it was going to be sad but it was nice, I could really chose what I liked the most. When I was trying on my favorite dress the mother of another…

... and for goodness sake's, if you're offering to pay for the dress, in part or in full, do not threaten to withhold the money if the bride doesn't pick out exactly what you had in mind.

As a child whose mother failed to protect her from abusive stepfathers/boyfriends, I say fuck her. Children are utterly defenseless and can't leave an abusive situation under their own power. This woman's kids didn't choose her shitty boyfriend.

It is SO hard for me to subscribe to this theory. I want to be generous of spirit and forgiving, but my sympathy well is close to dry. It's hard for a child to accidentally get burned, repeatedly, and burns are exceedingly painful and scary. If the moms are, for whatever reason, unable to protect their children, maybe…

I don't know this situation, but I work with DV survivors and quite often women who are being terrorized in abusive relationships end up losing their kids - sometimes permanently - because they're not able to protect them from abuse. This woman might be a monster, but this could also easily be another case where the…

My engagement ended after my cheating high school sweetheart called me by another woman's name. So I threw the ring onto Interstate 70, which ran behind my parents' house in Indianapolis. It was just a simple claddagh ring, so I don't feel so bad about my decision to do it. But I think about it every time I take 70…