I used to sit on the toilet with my laptop for HOURS and play the Sims. It was typically accompanied with a fat bowl and a 40. Ahhhh, college!

I'm fat. I just don't swim anymore. I have a tankini, but would prefer to spare myself the humiliation of wearing it in public. Shame too. I LOVED swimming as a kid.

It wasn't royally screwed up, but my selfish and dick bag father left early because I didn't want to include his evil wife in my photos. The woman who, for the record, stole from the mail and threw away the TWO invitations that were sent to them.

This is absolutely awful and NOTHING excuses his behavior, especially that stupid book. However, I can't help but think that he wouldn't have been prosecuted had he been white. How many white teenagers gang rape their classmates and get away with scott free?

I should have sent something like this to my asshole father and his evil cunt wife. She's been throwing out his mail from his other five kids (me and my sibling from his first marriage) for at least a decade. I sent an invite to their house. It mysteriously never arrived. My uncle (his brother) sent HIS invite to…

I'd rather have the feed bag, thanks.

Thanks for showing me the creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen, ever.

Omg this reminds me of the time I had an incessant, deep burning itch for 3 or 4 months. This was two years ago before I had health insurance (thanks, Obamacare), so I didn't get it checked out. It was ok during the day, but unbearable at night. I barely slept due to the intensity of the Burning itch. There was no…

This is just nonsense! Skyline is awesome! My husband and I eat it on the road when we drive back home to Ohio for a visit...then we bask in glory of hot boxed Skyline farts from Cincinnati to Lake Erie.

SO MUCH YES. I would totally do it! Especially since my job won't allow me to color my hair, I can do it now and keep it hidden for work then show it off in tank tops outside of work!

I thought it may be in my dropbox account, but I checked and it only goes to 2011. This happened summer of 2010. I'll search my old computer tonight. I think it still has a few files containing digital camera shots.

Omfg this seriously gave me chills.

When I was in college, I volunteered with my local Planned Parenthood advocacy chapter. One year, they took us to a conference in DC surrounding Lobby Day. While there, I hung around a group of girls from another school. They were all friends and I was the slightly ununcomfortable outsider, so when they decided to…

Yeah I'm not gonna lie, I admire this kid's spunk. (Pun totally intended) At least she found a harmless way to stand up for herself that DOESN'T involve violence. Plus, it reminds me of my favorite part in the book, "The Help." Muahahaha

You have to wonder what they are thinking when they post horrible things to each other, about each other. I legitimately think that yes, we are getting stupid. Doesn't take an evolutionary expert to see that the uneducated are reproducing EN MASSE, while the educated have fewer kids at older ages. Maybe they will…

Was just thinking the SAME thing!

It keeps it fresh longer. I do it too. If I don't, it gets moldy within a week.

I thought the same thing when I read about this horrid disregard for starving people.

sounds legit.

I honestly read this as satire. Thought it was pretty funny, then again, I have a dark sense of humor.