WHY DID I NEVER GET TO SLEEP WITH LANCE BASS!? THAT HAS BEEN MY DREAM SINCE I WAS 14 YEARS OLD.

I was backstage at a music festival talking to my friend and his band mates, who were playing the next day, and Isaac Brock came into the artist tent and asked me to take a picture of him and his friend. Isaac was wearing a lime green tank top and tiny tiny florescent running shorts (SO TINY) and was so fucking weird.…

Most plausible: John Mayer, Bieber fans saying the girl who fucked him should go to jail for telling her friends about it.

But say he tells her about the bisexuality and she is fine with it. Then they just go ahead and get married with that big nasty skeleton in the closet? Or does he just break it off and not tell her why? Neither of those seems fair to her.

The way that I read it is her dad is blackmailing him to tell the truth about his bisexuality, not their encounters. He's wondering how much to disclose or if to just walk away.

Wait... He's only concerned about disclosing his own sexuality? His history with his Girlfriend's father ISNT the issue? Or is my reading comprehension terrible? I'm confused.

Actually, demonic influences on politicians would go a LONG way to explaining a lot of shit that goes on out there.

This gif is perfect. That story was perfect. It makes me gleefully happy that this happened (not necessarily that potato face was mean, but that revenge was had, even if it was silly).

I live for BCO.

And none of it is for you, potato lady!

"I don't need to justify how I earn a living any more than you do."

Me during the popcorn story

I was gifted the Reese’s Peanut Butter “Reester Bunny”. You know, only a GIANT CHOCOLATE BUNNY FILLED WITH REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER!! That thing was so heavy I could have done bicep curls with it.

Reese’s Peanut Butter eggs? Kim is a great mom.

There might be a ton of questions here, but I find they can all be wrapped together into one simple sentence.

What? How can they have insufficient evidence if the man is willing to testify, if he has permanent injuries? Fuck this.

I would've thought this would come up sooner—it's way too easy to imagine tens of enslaved people "working" in a restaurant for (obviously) no pay and ungodly hours. It's ripe for the picking, and I doubt that this guy's the only one.

What investigation? Find three unrelated witnesses and fire the motherfucker. Fuck. Corporate legalese bullshit at its best.

At least Thalys suspended the guard pretty quickly. Let's face it, a lot of companies would have 'individual interpretation of rules' and 'privacy issues prevent us from commenting' and swept it away.