It’s good to see that Dolores Umbridge is still getting gigs.

Cool, cool.

I’m going with Donald Sr. as a default since he’s currently president, followed by Ivanka because she’ll probably try to be president someday. But really any of the non-Barron options are arguable. 

Being pregnant with a totally wanted baby made me, if anything, more pro choice (if that was possible, I’ve donated to Planned Parenthood regularly since I had a full time job and could do so). Like I went into this fully planned with a supportive partner and it still suuuuucks and is suuuper expensive. I would not…

Most likely she’s just another Sarah Sanders. Put them all on an iceberg and push it in the sea.

Oh, considering what we’ve heard from that side of the debate, I think we can safely rule out a “thought process”.

Maybe this is the only acceptable use of the term “feminazi” outside of sarcasm?

about once a year the right-to-lifers stand on the median near one of the more busily traveled roads in my neighborhood and hold up giant pictures of aborted fetuses until the local police have had enough and shoo them away. I report them to the police and they tiredly take down my info and within a few hours the…

Cool, she can be the first female ever to kiss my fat ass

Is anyone surprised about this? It was a catastrophic storm that knocked power and communication in some areas for months. Hell, 25 customers still don’t have power. The Guardian is reporting a higher number of people — 1,000 households without power as of yesterday.

Jesus christ, I cannot fathom being a new parent and dealing with all the incredible stress of taking care of a newborn and encountering this garbage. Who are they even talking to? The people who actually had a baby? 

That picture has me thinking of Miss Trunchbull from Matilda. 

This reminds me of Tories who claim they’re the real feminists because they’ve had two female PMs who were just as cruel, corrupt, and incompetent as the male ones.

Glad Miss Trunchbull found work after Crunchem Hall. Those kids are going to be eating a lot of cake.

The members of Abolish Human Abortion are unlikely to be deep thinkers. Or thinkers of any description, clearly.

but why?

I...just...what??? What on earth is the thought process here? “Abortion is wrong! I’ll put these pictures into a box of diapers because...wait, living human babies wear diapers so they weren’t aborted...uh...oh fuck it.”

David Begnaud (CBS) has had excellent coverage of Puerto Rico since Hurricane Maria. I follow him on Facebook, and he is always on the ground, talking to people affected, government officials, and calling the power companies. I think he reports on most outages, also when power is restored to certain areas, and he's…

Speaking as a white person, I fuckin’ hate how white people are such sniveling crybabies. I’ve never understood how assholes like this think diversity is bad.