I used to do temp labor, and I worked in a daycare for two days before my background check was cleared. I thought it had been completed, but it hadn’t. There was nothing to find on me, but that’s not really the point. Had I been a dangerous person to those children, I would have had two days of access to them, and…

When I was 16, I got a job at the summer daycamp I’d been attending since I was 8.

Now are you busting out that flag to attract helpful attention, or because you’ve forgotten the trash for so long it’s littering your front yard and you’ve just decided to go with the look?

I hope the sue the government for abuse, as well as mental torture.

Exactly! Everyone knows you fly the Rising Sun when you’re hacked. The swastika is for when you’re out of Doritos.....

How the almighty fuck is somebody working in a position anywhere near children without a complete background check? Clearly Pacheco (the kind of sentient filth that gives me pause in forming a blanket objection to capital punishment) is not the only one who should be being tried here. This is a failure of society on an…

“I’m Charlie Chaplin, you guys! Stop kicking me!”

The pizza delivery guy sure as hell won’t forget where you live.

Well what else the hell are you supposed to do when the porch light goes out.

I’m glad to have a professional speak up.

That’s the key question, really - if he just happened to already have the flag already, then yep, he’s probably a Nazi.  That’s not something you find buried in your closet that you forget you had, like a....lava lamp or some shit.

“No, of course not. Why would you think that? It’s just a large outdoor nightlight that *happens to be* in the shape of a cross.”

God damn it I forgot to put out the trash.

OH SHIT I’VE BEEN HACKED!

My question is: Did he go out and buy a new nazi flag or did he just have one lying around?

Similarly, I dress like Hitler when I need my gutters cleaned.

As someone in Information Security.

This is not what you do.

Oh, it’s got nothing to do with sex and everything to do with hurting women.

Because it's not just about the view; it's about the violation. They like hurting people and they like control. 

So does my 84 year old former republican father in law!