Where, pray tell, can a girl buy a woodchuck all the drinks? And point him to Scott Pruitt’s house?

Paul Ryan is officially a Disney villain.

Of course he drives a Suburban. Of course.

No wood. Absolutely zero wood here. The man kills ladyboners like fire burns oxygen. 

I heard that the mechanic took the mommy woodchuck and put her in a cage as punishment for moving into the car to escape coyotes. They sent the baby woodchucks to Arizona where they would be held in separate cages until the mommy woodchuck agreed to be deported.

I guess I’m lucky my cats just walk all over it with muddy paws.

They don’t even really give a shit before the kid is born, either.

That’s because they’re not pro-family, pro-life, etc.

Systematic, taxpayer funded child abuse.

That’s why it’s being used.  The more they dehumanize immigrants, the happier 45 and his den of thieves are.

Still over here waiting for the majority of the ‘pro-family’ conservatives to start leaving their party and stop supporting their President in droves over this, but something tells me I shouldn’t hold my breath.

I HATE the phrase “catch-and-release.” It’s dehumanizing, you catch and release a trout. 

My heart breaks for these kids and for their mothers and their fathers who have to deal with this.

Might not be right, but I’m going to call it ‘plotting’.

Wat is the word you use when rage and sadness don’t even describe what you’re feeling?

When I was 19, a girl I was babysitting, the daughter of my mom’s close friend, confided in me that her step-grandfather was molesting her. It remains one of the scariest moments of my life. Fortunately everyone believed her, her family immediately went to the police, it went to court, etc. Unfortunately I know people…

Fun and/or pedantic fact: that bacteria is called Serratia marcescens, and develops the pink/red pigment called prodigiosin when it grows around 25 degrees C (approximately room temp) but does not develop it when it grows at 37 degrees C, body temperature. Handy for us to spot it in our bathrooms! Sorry, my former…

Uhh, I’ll offer up the lyrics my son and niece sing. Everything is awesome/Everything is cool when you fart on your tool/Everything is awesome when you’re spilling out drool 

Anyone who has ever unsuccessfully combated the pink slime/mold (bacteria) in their shower knows this shit has been around forever and will long outlast every one of our stupidly named generations.

I unironically love most shades of pink. My hair is all-over pink. It’s my eternal good taste, I guess!