Yeah, I moved here for a job 13 years ago. I’m in the kind of field where just up and moving isn’t really possible, and now I’m tied here through shared custody as well. It’s like when we elect Trump — some Americans moved, some wished they could, and others said “let’s stay and fight this shit.” Honestly, I would…

As someone that has had abortion, this is a fucking nightmare. I cannot IMAGINE what these women are dealing with. When I was waiting for my appointment there was a mixup and I was delayed a day and I felt like I would lose my mind if I had to spend one more second pregnant. Honestly, I felt like a coyote in a trap…

I get that it’s not just as easy as “Fuck this place, I’m moving to a state that actually values women’s lives and health.”

These fucking monsters. Sweet fucking shit how evil can they be? This is so heartbreaking I don’t even know what to say. Those poor women. I cannot even begin to imagine.

There’s a funny story about my grandmother. My grandparents went on a bus trip to Florida, and one of the stops was Cape Canaveral, and my grandmother was practically upside down looking at one of engines on display. A random stranger asked her, What are you doing? She answered, oh, I’m looking for the four screws I…

How do your make 13 steps out of putting on a condom? Are there a few stages of self flagellation and begging God for forgiveness for circumventing His divine will via latex? Does it involve avoiding eye contact with the cashier?

I just keep waiting for the Rapture to take these assholes away and leave the rest of us here in peace.

It’s interesting how the value of good, hard work and never getting a handout only seems to apply to poor people.

“We feel very strongly that we shouldn’t give things away, because when you have to work for something it gives you a sense of self efficacy,” Foley told Vice.

Get the fuck out of here Mortensen! (doesn’t sound very native American to me) My grandmother was brought to this country as a child, I suspect not completely legally, and she helped put people on the moon!Not the glamorous math kind of help mind you, she was on an assembly line building the rockets.

Please tell your old racist relatives that undocumented workers are the reason that social security continues to exist. These WORKERS (yes they work) have put billions into a system that they cannot access or benefit from.

My SIL cooks and eats. Like the entire kitchen. She regularly wakes up to an empty refrigerator, a sink full of pots and dishes, and debris-filled counters.

My mom likes to take hers and call me. She can’t get through my do not disturb after 9 PM now. One time she took it and applied to grad school, she even got accepted. Ambien is a weird ass drug.

Yeah. It is like alcohol. It doesn’t make you violent, or racist or asshole. It just brings out those underlying personality and mental issues to the surface because your inhibitions are lowered.

These damn kids. They just keep giving me hope that this country can be saved.

My mom took it once and I thought she was having a stroke. She was playing solitaire on her computer, and the next thing I know, she’s practically drooling on her keyboard and just moving the mouse around aimlessly. She could barely communicate or walk. It was pretty freaky.

i’ve done a NUMBER of drugs in my day. have yet to find the one that chemically alters my morality.

You know that if a big pharmaceutical company can dunk on you, you really screwed up.

True fact, ambien can make you do and say weird strange things.