They will! Live cricket stands on every floor!

Was this Martinetti Hall at Johnson State College?

My grandfather is 84 and doesn’t give a flying fuck about what genitalia the guy in the next stall has. Just wash your hands and do NOT smear shit on the walls. 

Please tell me more about College Avenue.

I am genuinely happy for you! Back in January I paid off my $3500 Perkins loan, but owe Sallie Mae $13,000. 

That’s what fucked me over. Sallie Mae can suck my dick!

It’s like I always say: just because I had to take out student loans, doesn’t mean someone else has to.

THANK YOU! 

My mom and I discussed this years ago! GM gets a bailout, but us peasants don’t! 

With a rusty spork!

I’m currently renting my first apartment, but plan on buying a condo or townhouse within 2 years. It’ll end up costing less in the long run, and I can finally adopt a dachshund.

BINGO! Long story short, my Sallie Mae debt is almost $13,000. It started out as maybe $6000. I think loan sharks are better than this.

I won’t judge you at all! I collect dolls (Monster High, OG Bratz, My Scene, etc.) and have stuffed animals. The sketches were badass! 

I have 2 leopard geckos with pea-sized brains. Ozzy and Faffy are a lot smarter than most politicians.

My brother LOVED Bob the Builder. The kid now works at Home Depo and has remodeled a shed into a sweet hangout spot.

Cookie Monster is cool. Elmo is like a neighborhood pest who everyone wants to avoid. 

Even as a preschooler I pitied the other puppets because Elmo is that annoying, nosey neighbor!

My sister and I used to mock Caillou. 

Hazing rituals are proof that some adults are overgrown little shitwads.

There’s like THREE churches less than a half mile from my apartment! I’m so glad I found the Triangle Freethought Society over near Raleigh. I cannot wait to move to the Raleigh-Durham area where it’s less Jesusy!