YUCK!

If I had $400,000 I would pay off Sallie Mae, buy a nice brand new 2 bedroom condo in Raleigh with laminate flooring and new appliances, and buy a new Sentra with “all the things” paid in full! 

I remember my mom and Meme telling my siblings and I that if a teacher doesn’t let you go to the bathroom, you just get up and walk to the bathroom. Those 2 women don’t/didn’t put up with that draconian horseshit.

I like knowing I’m not the only one who hates euphemisms for menstruation. 

That is adorable! Can’t go wrong with free food.

Same here! I just moved down to NC, and Alabama’s shenanigans are making it feel like NY and CT!

With all the time wasted on learning cursive in kindergarten, I could have spent it learning French which would have been a lot more useful.

Ozzy and Faffy 2020!

Now I want my Meme’s cinnamon rolls, but she’s dead. I guess I’ll try not to burn the house down trying to bake.

My mom now tells people she has 2 grandlizards named Ozzy and Faffy!

My sister used to say “DEAD MACARONI”, then proceeded to eat the dried pasta she found on the floor. 

That was my sister and I back when “Dunkaroos” were in vogue! I swear they put crack in that frosting.

WTF?! That’s just as cringe-worthy as parents who use cutesy terms for genitals (weewee, cookie, birdie, etc.) BARF!

By the time I began preschool, I knew my mom and dad’s names in case of an emergency! 

My lizards have more sense and decency, than those anti-choice zealots!

Their god can eat my shorts!

I have a friend from middle school who has Down syndrome, and she does swimming for the Special Olympics! Devos can go drown in a polluted pond!

Is this my sister’s long lost twin? My brother and I take much better care of vehicles than our sister does.

My mom’s a DD, and when she’s putting away bras I’ll shout “DIRTY PILLOWS” then run!

My 53 year old mom has been wearing leggings since the 80s, and would verbally drag that whack Job! I think my mom and I should strut around in leggings out of spite.