sassafras1992
EvilSassQueen
sassafras1992

I think I was in my early teens when the show ended. I liked a lot of her advice about kids because I had/have an interest in child development. I also enjoyed watching Jo lecture shitty parents.

My sister does babysitting on the side to help pay her bills. Good thing the families pay her decent money!

Your post reminds me of how my mom wishes the varicella vaccine existed when she was a child. My mom caught chicken pox in the 1970s, and it was FUCKING AWFUL! She made damn sure her children were vaccinated against the shit, and verbally shoots down anyone who claims “it was no big deal”.

THIS. My sister works in child care, but doesn’t get paid jack-shit! 

What a ratchet bitch! 

My maternal grandmother would have verbally torn them a new asshole!

FUCK THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION! I clearly remember Xmas Eve 2002, when my dad tossed 2 phones at my mom. Nearly a decade prior to that incident, he kicked my mom and caused her to miscarry a wanted pregnancy! 

DAFUQ!

That’s bland af!

That book makes my blood boil! “Good old days” my ass!

Humans like that should NOT have pets!

Or put them under a dome, like in the Simpsons Movie!

I’ll stick with my Harley Quinn leggings, thank you very much.

I’d make those li’l shits scared! 

Ha! As a 26 year old I have had way more than 4-5 sex partners! The zealots would shit themselves.

I’m only 26 and I know a few women like that! Thanks to their apathy, I’d have to fight to get an abortion if I ever need one.

You’re scaring me.

That $10,ooo would pay off most of my Sallie Mae debt.

Fun fact, Anna is my name IRL! The assmonkeys who created that curriculum would have a stroke about this “Average Anna’s” sex life. I’ll take being a slutty spinster, over having a child with a shitty partner.

That is fucked up! I hope that bully drowns in a sewer.