My biological dad had daughters, but he still a bitch-ass child molester/wife beater.

I’ll guest-star and talk about the Fugglers I adopted! No racist shit whatsoever.

That episode made me angry for days.

I’m so glad my sex-ed took place in NY and CT, instead of somewhere down south.

I’m 26 and remember the dial-up sounds at my Meme and Pepe’s house! My Meme pretty much did cartwheels when they got satellite internet because waiting 10 minutes to load an email in 2010 was BS.

That is FUCKED UP! My vagina hurt reading that.

My mom was fortunate to have Medicaid when she gave birth to me back in 1992. NY covered the C-section and everything else!

Yeah! My mom was sort of lucky to have been on Medicaid while she was pregnant and when she had her C-section! Besides health issues, living in a region I hate, and cost of childcare, medical bills are the reason why I don’t have a child.

And here’s his older brother he never got to meet.

Here’s the Aussie-Rottie mix my family adopted after our chocolate lab died.

I hope he drowns in a sewer.

I took 3 years of Latin during high school, and the spelling, grammar, and pronunciation rules make more sense in Latin.

Same here! My Puerto Rican relatives found it adorable when my siblings and I would speak to them in broken Spanish because we were making an effort to communicate. As a 26 year old, I’m trying to improve my Spanish and learn German.

My Spanish is at the level of a foul-mouthed toddler! Gracias Great-Aunt Ana. ¡Carajo!

Besides being envious of your German, I give anyone trying to learn English a gold star because it’s a total dick language! 

You just reminded me of how my 3 years of Latin and having Spanish-speaking relatives helped with proofreading my English.  

That’s more than my take-home pay each month! Count me in.

You sound like my sister and I with perfume!

FUCK HER!

Your teacher sounds cool.