That's adorable!

When I attended preschool between 1996-1998, we had few weeks where we would borrow Cabbage Patch dolls. My favorite CP doll was a black doll named Rudy! 

So far I love my new 2018 Sentra! The dealership I got it from has heard horror stories about the one I bought my previous car from. When the lease is up, I think I’ll get the Altima with AWD.

My 2012 Sentra may have been a decent car, but Jesus Rollerblading Christ I was overcharged AND it had rusted brake calipers and 2 worn tires! I was a scary (read: assertive) bitch when I purchased my lease back in July to prevent that from happening again.

People like her make me glad I got a single room during college. 

As a person who was raped from 3-13, I want to burn those officers alive! 

I went to a baby shower where men chugged CORONA out of baby bottles! It was hysterical.

One of the main reasons why my mom left the Catholic Church. She was so fucking done with rapists getting away with shit!

Your comment reminded me of a funny story about my Meme and I. One time at my Aunt K’s when I was 16, I did laundry and obviously missed a thong. Later on, old Meme was taking clothes out of the dryer, found the thong, called me in to the laundry room, and asked “EvilSassQueen, are these yours.” Told her yes, and she…

That’s me, but with head lice! Bugs suck.

I attended a baby shower where men chugged Corona out of baby bottles!

FUCK THAT! 

I’m so glad I attended K-12 in NY and CT. My teachers emphasized checking sources and a lot of history’s ugliness. The stuff I learned in college wasn’t too shocking.

Same here! I’ll take being a “basic bitch” over being uncomfortable and picking at wedgies.

My mom is plus sized and can fit nicely into VS’s clothing, minus the bras. VS undergarments were the first brand that fit me properly and comfortably!

My mom never really gave a shit about movie ratings. When I was a preschooler, she let me watch “Beavis and Butthead Do America”! Along with “Men in Black”.

“I want sugar with water.”

My brother and his friends once burned broken lawn chairs. The bastards didn’t invite me.

I now feel mad itchy after you said lice.

Me and my sister had our Barbies and Bratz get drunk and/or burn each other at the stake.