sassafras1992
EvilSassQueen
sassafras1992

I’m a peasant, and I did not haggle the price of a lovely 40 inch TV I bought at Best Buy last November! The fuckface needs a lesson in shopping manners.

Damn. Maybe this is how I’ll pay Sallie Mae back.

WTF!?

Story of my life! I’m 25 with an A.A. in General Studies (judge me all you want), and all entry level positions require a G.E.D. and “experience”. It ain’t entry level if it requires experience. I got lucky when I was hired at a syringe factory.

I would have flipped shit on that guy! Sorry you had to deal with him.

When I was learning how to drive, I was using my mom’s 2010 CRV. Despite loving my 2012 Sentra, I prefer small SUVs because they sit higher off the ground, better in snow, and have more room.

I’m getting ready to trade in my Sentra within the next year (if things go right), and eye-balling the Rav-4. If Orange Fuckwit and his cronies get their way, I’ll have to rethink my car options.

WTF?!

We’re all fine now. We lived in rural Upstate NY where it’s small and you know everyone, but sadly no one beat the shit out of my sperm donor for being a shitwad. At least now karma is biting him in the ass because he’s currently residing at Comstock!

Me too! Every baby shower I attend, I give the expectant parent(s) wipes and a pack or two of Pampers.

My Meme was estatic when disposable diapers debuted because she HATED washing them by hand, and was not putting feces through the washer. That woman would slap anyone who thinks diapers (disposable or cloth) are a “luxury item”.

I have a friend/former co-worker who has had to use diaper banks for her kids. Whenever I have the extra money I donate diapers and wipes.

AMEN! McD was THE WORST job I have ever had! My crazy factory job is much better.

When my mom had me back in 1992, Luvs were a literal shit-show. She stuck with Huggies and Pampers.

I can confirm that DV calls are extremely dangerous. When I was 10 years old, my fuckbag of a dad threw 2 phones (those bulky corless ones) at my mom and was hitting her. My mom called the police, but the effort was futile because NY still gave her a choice between letting him stay or hauling his ass to jail. She

Same here!

I know! I’m 25, and whenever I look at my brother’s 18-20 year friends I don’t feel any attraction at all!

I’ll take my crazy factory job with health insurace, 401k, and paid vacation, over that horseshit!

My mom remembers my Meme (her mom) having Avon and Tupperware parties, but that was during the 1960's-early 1990's.

My mom’s ex-husband (my biological dad) was/is a shitty fuckbag, so you’re not the only one. If he wasn’t residing at the lovely gated community of Comstock, he’d be trying to push supplements and prey on more vulnerable people.