Your poor sister! :(

I’ve been burnt by McD coffee, and it hurts like a motherfucker!

No wonder my Pepe’s side of the family left France!

I moved to CT when I was 12 and started 7th grade in 2005. The U.S. history text book we used in grades 7-8 was published in 1998! We had a science text book that dates back to 1994! Even over a decade ago I was pissed off about outdated matetials, and was greatful that my Meme and Pepe got me a subscription to “Kids…

Can we please have an “eww” botton for this?

Since he’s an adult, I’d love to slap the assholery out if him!

If I had the time and money, I’d be on the next flight to help clean up Puerto Rico! Trump is the most USELESS PIECE OF SHIT the White House has ever had! My floor lamp would make a better president!

Toll plazas are nothing but death traps!

My mom had a very shitty, abusive first husband (my biological dad) and fully supports me not getting married!

FUCK TRUMP! I hope he spontaneously combusts!

Haha, you’re dead! The joke is over! You were an asshole and now you’re gone! When your ship is going down, I’ll stand by and watch you drown!

When my sister and I were kids, we had some of the Mary-Kate and Ashley products from Walmart (circa 2001-2005)! We thought we were bad bitches when we wore and/or used them.

I was born back in December 1992 and my mom had a high risk pregnancy. We were living in Chazy, NY and the closest hospital was in Plattsburgh, NY 15 minutes away! I’m so glad that nothing bad occurred between the time it took to drive there in the snow and her scheduled c-section! I feel so fucking bad for these…

My Meme’s dentures looked a lot better and realistic than those politician teeth!

Where would ICE deport them to, since Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens?

Espresso can make my anxiety worse, but the pros of caffeine outweigh the cons.

My Pepe is 82 and LOVES coffee. Sadly, after he got a pacemaker and my Meme had a heart attack, he switched to decaf just to at least taste the coffeeness. My Abuelita was also a big coffee junkie and would send us packages from Puerto Rico with Latino coffee!

My mom’s been hooked on coffee for over 2 decades! I’ve become as bad as her and my grandparents with my energy drinks and occassional Starbucks iced coffee.

Thanks to your comment, I just laughed so hard that I almost snorted gummy worms out of my nose! Poonis is officially the word of the week.

I’d love to go Stabler on any sexual predator’s ass! For example, when Stabler cut off the oxygen supply of that elderly molester.