sassafras1992
EvilSassQueen
sassafras1992

Thank you!

Poor baby! :(

My mom tried Luvs when I was a newborn (this was 1992) and quickly switched back to Huggies and Pampers. If I ever have a child in diapers, you bet your sweet ass I’ll be like my mother.

My mom begs to differ. Me, my sister, and my brother were all pains in the ass to potty train. My aunt and Meme were the ones who lectured me on the joys of not shitting in diapers.

Which area of VT? I attended Johnson State from 2011-2013, and loved, despite being a “city person”.

If I wasn’t poor, I’d do it.

BARF!

I have a copy of that book! My blood boiled while reading about those poor girls.

Same goes for me in the 90's-mid 2000's...

Your poor great-grandma! :(

WTF?!

Which county in Upstate NY? I’m from Clinton County.

In 8th grade my Remedial Math teacher was fucking awesome! She was laid back, but knew when to put her foot down, took time to get to know her students, explained moshpits to me, and she knew I was organized so didn’t bother to check my notebook/folder. Thank you Mrs. Baker!

I current have 1 year left on my Skyla IUD. On Monday I’m going to attempt Mirena.

I’m related to people who have done that. Jesus rollerblading Christ, when I was a toddler I knew not to eat where I shit!

Think I’m going to barf.

Your poor mom! My mom, aunt, uncle, and grandfather all have IBS. I’m very familiar with bad intestines.

I get orgasms almost every time I have oral stimulation.

My sister and I informed our mom that you shit during vaginal birth! Our mom never knew that (we were C-section babies)!

My mom and I refuse to use “hippie” detergents. Cascade all the way!