That was one of my favorite toys during preschool...

We did the same for our Rusty. Some of my last words to him were “You were my favorite drag-queen.” I still need to get a fancy urn for my portion of the ashes.

We refer to our cars by they’re brand names too. We’ve got a Honda, a Ford dump truck, a Subaru, a Nissan*, and soon a Jeep.

My hair is thick and wavy. Any of those hairstyles don't do me any good.

I went to a Slipknot/Marilyn Manson concert last week, and bought a shirt that says “Bigger than Satan” on the back. I think I'm officially going to Hell with all the cool kids.

Your mom sounds badass! If I were on the that tour, I’d be running the fuck outta there, dragging* my mom along.

I’m now even more grateful that I can take a pregnancy test in the privacy of my own bathroom. At least at home I can swear up a storm without consequences.

I work in food service, and we have a lot of Hispanic employees (including my non-Spanish speaking self). I'm noticing the differences between the Puerto Rican, Dominican, and Columbian accents.

I still have anxiety inducing memories thinking about test prep in 5th grade (2003-2004).

Agreed! I'll vote for Clinton because she's much better than having Trump as president.

I hope you're right about Bernie or busters. I do NOT need/want Trump in the White House!

My mom has terrible memories of me playing my Little Mermaid sing-along tape on repeat.

THIS

Due to lazy teachers at my first elementary school, I was tossed in remedial math, so I couldn't live my preschool dream of being a doctor (ask my mom)! Now I'm scared to get extremely ill, or have surgery.

I think my mom was happy that I only had interest in French classes, rather than camp

I'm now cringing thinking about the forks!

OOOOOO, BURN! All my Latin teacher did was teach me the art of puns.

It's 90 pills! Maybe I should become a nurse because I can multiply!

I solved that problem without thinking too much! And I'm just a lowly cashier!

I would have mauled that thief by stealing her voice!