I posted this on an another article, but I now feel better about my sister who opens soda/beer cans with her teeth.

Fuck that school! The school should have reported the assault immediately!

I'll volunteer! I'll make sure the cart has lots of heavy stuff!

My family and I are disgruntled about Bernie not being the nominee, but we will make damn sure Trump stays the fuck out the White House.

Oh, shit! I would probably have flipped them off, and cussed at ‘em in Spanish!

My mom had a gastric bypass too!

Yup. My mom described her C-sections to me when I was very young. I wanted to stay away from birth ever since because it was so gross.

When I was 19-20 I got my 3 rounds, and brother intentionally poked my swollen bicep. But karma caught up, and he got his 3 rounds. I laughed at him.

I now feel much better about my sister who opens soda cans with her front teeth.

I do the same with my credit card, so I can buy all my groceries at once and improve my chances of getting a nice apartment.

My Meme had this discussion with my mom and I a few years ago. I'm only 23, but already know what I want done with my ashes.

I’ve been baffled by American flag worship since I was a child. I thought the “Pledge of Allegiance” was unnecessary.

Your comment reminds me of that “Beavis and Butthead” episode, where they smuggle drugs inside condoms!

Good. I'm not the only one who thought that was the eye!

I want to fucking knock out the teeth of those TSA goons! That poor girl!

I was accepted into Johnson State, and earned my A.A. It was worth going out of state for college.

I now feel better about my college admissions essay. I got accepted into the Vermont State College I wanted.

This is my ancestral heritage, and yet I burn after 10 minutes in the sun.

I always had a strange hunch that I had Native American ancestry. I splurged on 23andme and found out I did have Native American ancestry.

When was 4-5 years old, I had my mom, aunt, and cousin tie a towel around my waist to make me into a mermaid. I also had a sing along tape with “Under the Sea”, in Spanish, that I would play on repeat.