sassafras1992
EvilSassQueen
sassafras1992

Back when I lived in NY during the 90s-mid 2000s, my mom would call the police when my cunt-bag dad would beat her, but would not have him arrested. My grandparents and aunt repeatedly said to have his ass thrown in the slammer. I'm extremely glad things have changed!

I’d love to tell the anti-choice numbskulls that an abortion is the main reason why I exist!

Ooooo,7! Maybe my aunt who had melanoma removed should try this, instead of “big pharma” sunscreen.

Wouldn't coconut oil cause burns?

Those poor kids need to be taken away from the imbeciles! I’m fed up with how the “justice system” throws children under the bus.

Where in CT?

My maternal grandparents are in their 70s-80s, but would never vote for conservatives (we're Americans). I also have an uncle in his late 50s who has become more liberal as he's aged. I think it all depends on which people you're asking.

I know people like that too.

Dammit

Thank you! I voted for Sanders, but will vote for Clinton because I'd rather have than Dumbshit Trump.

I like Jelly Slugs

This reminds of the dead possum I saw festering on the side of the road!

Not sure if the gif attached

I LOVE the Always Infinity pads! They feel like...

I considered deleting MJ’s music, but I ain’t got time fo’ that. I figured I'll only use their work if giving a history lesson...

Lock him in a cell, and throw away the key!

And I thought I had it bad when I rescued my elderly, but determined, lab from a black bear...

Yeesh! And I thought my drive thru stores were/are crazy! I’m sorry you had to deal with those twats.

Burn the shitbag alive!

If I had the resources, I'd probably adopt those kids to give them a much better life. But, unfortunatly, I'm a peasant.