TAKE ME TO SWEDEN!

Can I PLEASE take this dog home with me? It'll appreciate being with a family of liberals.

I wish you went to my school! I would have loved to act like a wild animal for 30 minutes.

That hotdog costume is badass.

This makes me feel like a sheep for being Cinderella in Halloween 1997 because a few other classmates were princesses. I should have been the Evil Queen I was/am.

My mom's dress for her 2nd wedding was purchased at Target.

I remember my mom being pissed when Bush got elected. She was very open to her kids about him being an idiot.

Same here. I'm disappointed that Bernie didn't get the nomination, but I'd take Hillary over Trump any day! Trump is nothing but a skuzzy disasterpiece.

I still don't have will power when it comes to pastries. I'm a human Cookie Monster!

I remember my kindergarten teacher would read these books to us! I remember one story about “will power".

Your post reminds me of how a coworker and I had a discussion about our families. Come to figure out, she's from the same town in Puerto Rico where a lot of my paternal relatives live(d)!

BARF!

Eww. I'm now 23, and I do NOT find 14 years olds attractive

I had to jump through a bunch of BS hoops to take a road test (and pass it) at 22 to get my drivers license, but I could have married at 14 in some states. So glad my mom would NEVER sign that form.

Sounds better than the landlord we had at one point

My country disappoints me a lot. Once I entered 7th grade, I began to see the US as sea of chaos.

I want to see your family lay into those truthers with a demonstration.

I'm sorry. :( My chocolate lab had his last vet visit almost 2 years ago.

My thoughts since childhood.

I hope Clinton verbally kicks Trump’s pathetic ass in the coming months! I may not be a big fan of her, but she is actually qualified to president, not Trump.