Even better!

I want to throw this fuckweasel face-first into a cactus garden!

Where’s my wine bottle filled with rocks? I need to bash Trump’s head with it!

My sister and I would play “talk show”! One time I remember us asking out Angelica Pickles doll why she ate all the cookies.

I played with barbies and bratz dolls until I was 14. I now collect Monster High dolls.

Can we please push him down an old well?

Poor dog

One of my sister’s Skipper dolls escaped from the mental institute, jumped off of a building, died, then returned from the dead as a ghost-zombie.

This reminds me of that scene from Toy Story when the toys attack Sid!

I would base storylines off of SVU. For example, dead body floating downstream and kidnapping.

I now regret giving my Disney sing-a-long tape away to charity! It might have been very valuable because it featured “Under the Sea” and “Kiss the Girl”, and was in Spanish.

I wonder if my VHS copy of Toy Story I got for Xmas in 1996 (I was 4) will be valuable...

I feel like breaking a wine bottle full of rocks over Trump’s head.

Twenty years ago I was getting ready to attend pre-school. How time flys!

WHAT THE FUCK?! I hate those bitches, even though I've never met them.

I'm gonna tell my mayonnaise white mom this!

At first I thought that was a Trump piñata!

For my mom’s 2nd marriage, she just wore a purple leopard print dress she bought at Target.

That looks like a damned tree branch I found near the woods the other day!

Being a “proper lady” is as boring as fuck. I’ll keep being a drunken“tramp” thank you very much.