You can borrow my mom if that ever happens to you again.

Despite how progressive my mom is about sex and birth control, she would still be “disappointed” in how many sex partners I have had in my 23 years. Mainly because none have been romantic relationships, just hook-ups and fwb situations.*

I've thought the same thing since middle school. I hate when people (asshole old men) think menstrual products are luxuries.

I'll just stick to my Tide, thank you very much.

This article reminds me of a story my mom told me. Long story short, my grandfather threatened to shoot my sperm donor if he ever hit my mom again. My grandfather didn't kill the cuntface because he didn't want his grandkids to see that.

Poor cat!

Next time I see my high school Latin teacher, I’m telling him about this. A lot of class discussions were about Uncle Titus’ drinking and gambling problems.*

The dickhead Spanish teacher at my high school had one of these plates. This was Connecticut.

That looks better anything I've ever made in a painting program!

My mom would love to give these people hell for that! Her and I cannot stand the potty training posts because we actually think ahead. I hope these kids get revenge in about 10-15 years

LOCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS UP!

I'd invite them over for dinner! They've just gotta make sure the dog doesn't steal their food.

Is it bad that I want one of those elephant skirts?

Is it bad that the song “Wait and Bleed” pops into my mind whenever menstruation is discussed?

Hahaha! My brother is named Andres!

No, you’re not being stupid about it. My biological dad refused to get a vasectomy, so my mom decided to get her tubes tied after having my brother.

Despite not learning about puberty and intercourse until 5th grade, my mom was very open about c-sections, the horrors of pregnancy, and getting her tubes tied.

I’m so sorry that happened to you! I hope you're doing better now.

I attended college in VT. I miss that place so much.

I think I might buy it.