I want this.

I once treated athlete’s foot with Lysol... :/

EEEWWW!

Why the fuck did I look at the pictures on that?! I'm now debating whether or not to eat dinner.

If anyone wants to know, I've always hated Skipper and her flat feet. How the fuck was I supposed to put heels on those?!

Why can't anti-choice zealots go fuck themselves with a cactus?

I wished for dolls like Monster High when I was a kid. Your daughter sounds awsome.

Don't worry, I have a Monster High collection in my room. Fuck porcelain dolls!

I’m a brunette, and always asked my mom or “Santa” for a black Barbie because I was fed up with cookie-cutter blondes.

Even as a kid, I would have killed for that doll. At one point I wanted to wear a blue wig (I was a strange child).

The only downside, would be 7 year old me getting pissed about clothes not fitting on another doll.

Oh, shit! My mom had that doll!

Are you my long, lost sister?

Whenever Columbus Day rolls around, I rant and rave about what cunt he was.

I find it extremely fucked up how my beloved dog had the right to be put down, but humans have to die miserably.

Ever since I was 15-16, I’ve repeatedly told my mother to “put me out of my misery” if I ever ended up in a severely brain damaged state.

I remember being a young child, and feeling upset that my mom could not find nice clothes in the plus section. She’s also short (4'9), which can make clothes shopping worse when buying pants.

My mom had her last pregnancy in 1999, so she can definite relate.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

I do remember one of my other teachers talking about how their kid (who went to another school) had some female consonants. Six year old me found this to be unfair.