Oh, shit! I attended kindergarten during 1998-1999 and had the “Letter People” doing the same sexist shit.

During my 2nd year of college I lived in a dorm with a co-ed bathroom. The only issue was piss all over the toilet seats.

WHAT?!

Maybe I should go get pregnant right now just to conduct a little experiment. What happens if I only allow the fetus to listen to the album “Iowa” throughout the entire pregnancy and birth? What could the potential offspring be like after it’s born?

I hope not, either. My brother and I are also the ones who took/are taking classes that discuss history and politics. Maybe there's some correlation there.

At least my 16 year old brother has a basic understanding of voting and abortion rights, and wishes that they could vote.

I have a younger sibling of voting age who's apathetic and thinks abortion and contraception will never become illegal. Can you please shove her that van?

Eww. When I was a young kid, I knew Slimfast was bullshit. The relatives who consumed that sludge, were still overweight.

That photo reminds me of when my lab puked up beggin’ strips.

I love that taxi driver. I think I'd buy him a drink in addition to the good tip.

If any of them were my kids, a shitstorm of biblical proportions would ensue! That teacher should be fired.

Your preschoolers sound like my sister and I. Our mom would roll her eyes when we'd bring up the dead seagull we saw on the sidewalk.

Anti-medicine dipshits are the reason why certain diseases are making a comeback. I'm forever grateful that my mom never fell into the anti-vaccine cesspool.

WTF?! I knew not to flush pads when I was 3! Whoever does that is being a dipshit.

We found it at a store and had to buy it. He liked the attention he'd receive while dressed up.

My Meme (my mom’s mother) would give these women a piece of her mind because she remembers abortion being illegal and those DISPICABLE things called maternity homes.

If my mom had aborted me, she would have never known the joy of having a child who can wake up to a picture of masked maniacs like it’s nothing. The “your mother chose life” is a load of horse shit.

My mom had depression because an abusive ex-husband. Did I also mention that the same loser is my biological dad?

I’d say the same thing! One of the only reasons why I didn’t kill myself when I was younger was that my mom wanted me. If I was aborted, a childhood of misery would have been prevented.

Here’s an overweight chocolate lab in a watermelon dress