Those are two quality men right there. Killer Mike would be a GREAT vice president, JUST PUTTIN’ THAT OUT THERE, BERN.

Bu-bu-bu-bu-but one had a Syrian passport! Refugees will kill us aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall! Saaaaaaaaaaaave meeeeeeeeeeeee!

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

SO THESE CATS JUST ‘HAPPENED’ TO COME ON STAGE AT THAT MOMENT AT THE BIGGEST ECONOMIC SUMMIT THIS YEAR? I’VE SEEN THAT SAME CAT IN A PICTURE TAKEN OUTSIDE THE PENTAGON JUST 3 WEEKS AGO!!!1!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!1!!

For real. When I started seeing positive comments about gay marriage on Yahoo that weren’t super downvoted, then I knew the country was changing paths on that issue. It’s like the litmus test for the least thoughtful segment of the population.

It is an absolute crime that this nation does not do more to preserve its indigenous languages and cultures. The ethnic cleansing did not end with the settlers; it is ongoing. That these efforts must be private endeavours, conceived and carried out by individuals, is unspeakable. Which other democratic, developed…

see this kind of story is why I lose my mind if my period’s two weeks late even though I haven’t seen a dick in a year

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

I can’t wait until every one of their daughters grow up and turn into Commie Liberal Pinkos to get back at them.

Don’t have sex on a plane!

Imagine how many trains they’d build.

Tin Man and Scarecrow almost look like they are being played by key and peele, and now im sad they aren’t being played by key and peele...

“Court Gentry”

As the exhausted patient of a dental practice that blasts Christian music, has Christian “art” everywhere, and whose employees ask me occasionally what church I go to, I say with excitement, sue their Christian asses out of business.

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

Look, I know we all want to rush to judgment here but I’m guessing that, very reasonably, the man asked what those women were there for and they told him that they were there to cover a professional football team and he, quite rightfully, had to check if the Jaguars qualified.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.