I would so love to grow my baby in an artificial womb.

It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.

Religions are cults given sufficient popularity and time; it’s like restaurants (90% of them fail in their first year).

Dear Bride,

I was just thinking, “ok, apparently fish-tail braids are SUPER TRENDY in the fundy Mormon sect this season.”

Because people with filthy whore vaginas are not fully recognized as people. Duh. :D

Hey, if a rape is “legitimate,” the female body has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

So, if you get raped by a stranger, don’t abort the baby because that’s bad, but we won’t acknowledge its existence when it’s born, either.

probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).

Where white people meet? Isn’t that just church, Walmart and the gun range?

We need to get buttons made.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

Is it still bad

I would like to hire this man for my life. I have no babies.

this comment is like the epitome of you must be fun at parties

Is it wrong that I spent at least half hour yesterday looking at all the Amazon reviews from angry moms with their kid’s bad hair pictures? It’s so funny and entertaining. Like, for fucks sake, it says on the box that they stick to hair. Maybe don’t let your kids play with it alone if they're prone to putting stuff in…