Ghosts of dead babies pushed this over to bring attention to the issue.

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

cc: whoever is writing Jurassic World 2

There is only one word for Love in english. The Ancient Greeks who had just a little expertise in philosophy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ had six words:

College age men (boys) are so vile.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

wait is mad max on the table

Nine million dollars says this becomes an SVU episode and ten million dollars says I throw myself into the Hudson w a concrete brick tied to my foot when it premiers.

See, if ya’ll spelled “blonde” instead of “blond” you probably wouldn’t have this issue.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

no because there is nothing wrong with abortion clinics.

tbf I would pay $500 in a heartbeat to have a sign over my bed that said abortion clinic

I wish US universities got excited about historical documents.

I mean, I would have taken them up on that shit so fast, the clump of cells might have flown out on its own. I mean, I would have still sued though.

you’re lucky you’re white, kid.

No, the one good thing about waist trainers was realizing my 9 year old has been listening to me when a commercial came on for them during Little House On The Prairie. Her exact quote was, “I bet there isn’t something like this for men.”

I don’t understand all these extracurricular activities on the subway nowadays. Making out, eating a stinky five course meal, drunken singing, non-drunken singing, whipping out of dicks. As an AMERICAN it is your duty to sit or stand there quietly, stare into space and pray that the power doesn’t go out before you get…

It’s all so generic and forgettable. Caveat: I am old and don’t do cocaine or ecstasy.