Give me a burrito over a diamond any day of the week.

My biggest issue with this is the lady that started her tweet with “no offense”. Like, first of all, you are condemning this product so you do definitely mean some offense. And I also hate people who use “no offense” as a way to say super offensive things and be indemnified against the super offensive things they’re…

Obviously she didn’t use marijuana in jail, but let’s say for the sake of the argument she did, doesn’t that just further highlight the gross negligence and general ineffectiveness and incompetence of the Wallace County police department?*

This is why stigmatizing abortion and reducing access needs to stop.

are we done pretending American Hustle was good, at least

I know these pageants are held up as “scholarship programs” or whatever, but these ladies, lovely as they are, are beauty queens. I find it kind of ridiculous that we ask them things like how to stop ISIS and how to fix race relations, when the reason these gals win is because they look the way they do in a bikini.…

Exactly. Like, if you’re in an office job, if half of your workday is devoted to shooting shit and checking the internet and stuff (nothing wrong with that!), it’s not like you’re working productively or efficiently, you’re just working because you have to work that 8-4, 9-5, or whatever.

Shut your stupid fucking mouth, you trust fund, nepotistic, born into privilege, entitled, condescending, disingenous, pretending to be Mexican, piece of shit.

i dont even like consensual semen so good on this lady for not murdering him right then and there

I once spent like an hour reading about hyena clitorises and it is always my go-to interesting fact for when I am a little bit drunk. ‘DUDE, DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HYENA GENITALS’ is generally somewhere between ‘Gregory Peck was a stone-cold fox’ and ‘Bulbasaur is the best starter Pokémon, who wants to fight me’ on my…

I just can’t get into Affleck as Batman. Every time I see a pic of him in the costume, I think it’s a prank, or from a parody directed by Kevin Smith.

But...But...THEY’RE CUSTOMERS...And Mommy told them they were special and precious and unique AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MELT SUCH GORGEOUS AND UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT SNOWFLAKES, MR. RESTAURANT OWNER PERSON MANAGER GUY DUDE PERSON?!

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

Gun owners are 32 times more likely to kill someone without cause than to act in self-defense.

I say this without a shred of irony or sarcasm: when are white men going to stand up and pressure each other to get themselves under control?

Honestly, I really need to know why the Conservative Right is so fucking obsessed with the contents of my vagina.

Funny how only white people seem to have the spirit of so many roles!